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  1. #1
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    Since this will be me soon, I thought I would post this. I know it doesn't follow the rules. I don't expect to win.

    '
    TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
    HE LIVED ALL ALONE,
    IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE,
    MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE.

    I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY,
    WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,
    AND TO SEE JUST WHO,
    IN THIS HOME, DID LIVE.

    I LOOKED ALL ABOUT,
    A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,
    NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,
    NOT EVEN A TREE.

    NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,
    JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,
    ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES,
    OF FAR DISTANT LANDS.

    WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,
    AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,
    A SOBER THOUGHT,
    CAME THROUGH MY MIND.

    FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,
    IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,
    I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,
    ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.

    THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING,
    SILENT, ALONE,
    CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR,
    IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.

    THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,
    THE ROOM IN DISORDER,
    NOT HOW I PICTURED,
    A TRUE AMERICAN SOLDIER.

    WAS THIS THE HERO,
    OF WHOM I'D JUST READ?
    CURLED UP ON A PONCHO,
    THE FLOOR FOR A BED.

    I REALISED THE FAMILIES,
    THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT,
    OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS,
    WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT.

    SOON ROUND THE WORLD,
    THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY,
    AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE,
    A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY.

    THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM,
    EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR,
    BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS,
    LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE.

    I COULDN'T HELP WONDER,
    HOW MANY LAY ALONE,
    ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE,
    IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME.

    THE VERY THOUGHT BROUGHT,
    A TEAR TO MY EYE,
    I DROPPED TO MY KNEES,
    AND STARTED TO CRY.

    THE SOLDIER AWAKENED,
    AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE,
    "SANTA DON'T CRY,
    THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE;

    I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM,
    I DON'T ASK FOR MORE,
    MY LIFE IS MY GOD,
    MY COUNTRY, MY CORPS.."

    THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER,
    AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP,
    I COULDN'T CONTROL IT,
    I CONTINUED TO WEEP.

    I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS,
    SO SILENT AND STILL,
    AND WE BOTH SHIVERED,
    FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL.

    I DID NOT WANT TO LEAVE,
    ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT,
    THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR,
    SO WILLING TO FIGHT.

    THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER,
    WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE,
    WHISPERED, "CARRY ON SANTA,
    IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE."

    ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH,
    AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT
    "MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND
    AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT"

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    C'mon, you can't win if you don't enter!! I promise, no DVD's in the prize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    C'mon, you can't win if you don't enter!! I promise, no DVD's in the prize.
    I tried to provoke some more participants but I guess I should have been more direct:

    I officially call Christmas Castle on Mark, Will, Gregg, Dan, Miguel, Adam, and Nelson.

    That's right, that just happened.

    -Buzz
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    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buzz View Post
    I tried to provoke some more participants but I guess I should have been more direct:

    I officially call Christmas Castle on Mark, Will, Gregg, Dan, Miguel, Adam, and Nelson.

    That's right, that just happened.

    -Buzz
    Deadling is midnight cst this Friday............

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    While this may not be the most appropriate place for this, I wanted to share the family holiday card with you folks... It is two-sided, so you'll have to scroll a bit...


    And the flip side...


    They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but I know that estimate isn't even close. Grace turns 2 this week, and being her father has been the most rewarding thing I have ever done.

    To all of you in the "circle" -- happy holidays and all the best to you and your loved ones.

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    Amazing.......I think it fits in just fine right where it is.

    Merry Christmas to you and yours, sir!!

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    would have come sooner
    but there's no dvd prize
    no motivation

    the "who am I?" Haikus. Feel free to guess.

    goes to Mexico
    plays with steel balls in large tubes
    calls Castle on Me?

    is NEVER offline
    our own handmade bully but
    yuengling isn't beer

    started as a project
    after building kiln it's now
    full-fledged addiction

    most relatives here
    has a cool beer label bar
    yet he still don't surf

    now he's an admin
    surviving Jackson's assholes
    nice move on HP

    a bit addicted
    spends six months in Mexico
    now watches grandkids!

    I'm glad this Canuk
    has a new girlfriend but what
    IS that avatar?

    can't grow tobacco
    in florida but stalks
    wooden indians

    he is a daddy
    had pizza shop on tv
    media noche whore

    assures quality
    been in the woods since August
    using tapatalk

    chicago bulldog
    whose little girl hates us all
    she'll fit right in here


    my apologies
    to the brothers I have missed
    diapers need changing





    Highlights from the past year:

    crazi paints pictures
    was nice enough to condense
    crazi in one thread

    thanks for your service
    but now you're a contractor
    who wants free cigars

    the eight day wonder
    who already knows everything
    a Davidoff fan

    *just added*
    will not do research
    we're the "kids" for helping AND
    he's from Michigan


    Age Quod Agis

    1 Strike

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