Sleigh bells ring, we ain’t listening,
too busy online, chatting bout Kirstie.
A hilarious cast,
we’re having a blast.
Hangin at cigarsmokers.com.
Newbies join, but then they don’t search,
instead post junk, and then become jerks.
We put them in check,
their egos get wrecked.
Welcome to cigarsmokers.com.
At some point we had a fishy member,
had a bunch of fake Cuban cigars.
He said “they’re not fake”
We said “yeah sure man”
Leave the circle cause you know it’s ours.
Meanwhile, in the cigars blogs,
Frank the freak, licking the frogs,
he wrote what he thought,
but he should have not,
now the FBI is watching him.
Had a crazy painter, name was Daysi,
started bad and then continued down,
made one of our member’s go goat-crazy,
now Paddy’s gone and Daysi ain’t around.
Worry not, there’ll be more fun,
some newbie, will get outdone,
we’ll laugh during chat,
at some poor asshat,
Smokin at cigarsmokers.com.
Smokin at cigarsmokers.com!
Yes, I know that “listening” and “Kirstie” don’t rhyme, but they both have the letters i, s, t, and e - so it counts.
-Buzz
Originally Posted by badwhale
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