that instead of standing out here with naked Aunt Ethel and the blazing apocalyptic suns, I should head on over to the posh and Apocalypse-proof playboy mansion. Upon my arrival I was greeted by...Originally Posted by Tdre977
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that instead of standing out here with naked Aunt Ethel and the blazing apocalyptic suns, I should head on over to the posh and Apocalypse-proof playboy mansion. Upon my arrival I was greeted by...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
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A midget holding a zucchini. He doffed his fedora at me and said......
sittin' in the back room
"Don't I recognize you from Aunt Ethel's?" I couldn't help but....
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Shit my pants (again) while laughing. Tatoo then proceeded to lead me through the glorious gold laden front doors of the mansion to meet....
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
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....Gavin MacLeod, who was completely covered in only shaving cream. He wanted to tell me of something so exciting and new, but all I wanted.....
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sittin' in the back room
was to see Tattoo in the orangutan's ass-hair toupee. Sadly, at that exact moment, Gavin's shaving cream suit began to....
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....melt away, so I had the Cat King maul him. All of a sudden, 2 men, a midget, female Siamese twins, a clown, an large woman in a ballerina outfit and a kangaroo nervously came out of a bedroom, but behind them was...
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froth in the crotch region, so I sidestepped him and ran futher INTO (come on people, work with me here) the mansion. Deep inside the playboy mansion, I came to a room with 3 beautiful fountains where were flowing with...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
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