Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
I doubt that I would ask for one. If, however, he came into my office and handed me one and insisted that I enjoy it.....I would graciously accept.

Sound policy right there!


You could accept one, sniff it, roll it between your fingers, and proclaim it to be the absolute WORST fake you have ever seen... followed by a report on everything you saw after following his daughter into the ladies room... Then sit in his chair and light up a grape white owl. You will be remembered in song and story for all time.