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  1. 09-03-2009, 07:59 AM #41
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    usually use tea tree oil soap, however lately I have added the daily ritual of...
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    battling Sasquatch with foam bats to the mix. It has really helped.....
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    me exercise my overactive bladder. However my hemroids are...
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
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    “I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
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    about the size of asteroids. But I think Billy Payne has an infomercial for...
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    a great hair conditioner that the wiry haired Sasquatch could use, I think I'll...
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    invite sir mortimer and the submarine crew to the mansion for a giant...
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
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    jousting tournament on ice, and we can serve...
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    Beetle cigars and Moxie on ice. As Mortimer and Regibold stood back-to-back about to step off the ten paces for their duel, Mortimer couldn't help but think...
    Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.
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    "This all pisses me off, as she was a dead fish in bed anyway." 8,9,10...
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    pffffffffft! went Sir Mortimers pistol, as it discharged weakly. It was almost as if the pistol...
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    was suffering from an advanced case of E-D. Sir Mortimer quicly drew a handful of razor sharp ninja...
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    toilet paper squares which rapidly clung to the cavity of his...
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    faithful man servant "Jeffe" who launched his own..
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
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    verbal assault on Sir Mortimer, telling him how....
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    to end one sentence and start a new one. Meanwhile, Regibold couldn't believe this was happening but realized it was the perfect opportunity to...
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    slip a "wet willy" in the mix to live things up a bit. While in the process.......
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    of slobbering on his finger, sir Mortimer got a whiff of a fowl odor. Looking over his shoulder...
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    he saw Mortimer's wife dressed in a clowns custume smoking a beetle cigar, drinking a...
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    sentence ending cocktail of pickle juice. Pickle juice is also very good for..
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