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    Roll minature cigars for the regular tobacco beetles to chew on. The sales pitch for the minature bettle rolled cigars would be...
    The powers that be might take it all away
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Roll minature cigars for the regular tobacco beetles to chew on. The sales pitch for the minature bettle rolled cigars would be...
    "Bettle Cigars - Made by beetles for beetles." Bettle Cigars became so popular...
    Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.

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    that they renamed them BEETLE cigars... this seemed to spur....

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    outrageous demand for the smokes by clowns.
    Smoke em' if you got em'

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    Clowns who couldn't seem to get the...
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    hint that these cigars were for beetles. They just kept right on....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    hint that these cigars were for beetles. They just kept right on....
    smoking them. This all ended abruptly when every clown on the face of the planet died from...
    Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.

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    inhaling toxic lipstick fumes. Speaking of toxic lipstick fumes,

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