a great hair conditioner that the wiry haired Sasquatch could use, I think I'll...
Going Postal
a great hair conditioner that the wiry haired Sasquatch could use, I think I'll...
Senior Member
invite sir mortimer and the submarine crew to the mansion for a giant...
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
Going Postal
jousting tournament on ice, and we can serve...
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Beetle cigars and Moxie on ice. As Mortimer and Regibold stood back-to-back about to step off the ten paces for their duel, Mortimer couldn't help but think...
Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.
hecho a mano matón
"This all pisses me off, as she was a dead fish in bed anyway." 8,9,10...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
sittin' in the back room
pffffffffft! went Sir Mortimers pistol, as it discharged weakly. It was almost as if the pistol...
Hell Toupee
was suffering from an advanced case of E-D. Sir Mortimer quicly drew a handful of razor sharp ninja...
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
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