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  1. 09-03-2009, 12:43 PM #1
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    was suffering from an advanced case of E-D. Sir Mortimer quicly drew a handful of razor sharp ninja...
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    toilet paper squares which rapidly clung to the cavity of his...
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    faithful man servant "Jeffe" who launched his own..
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    verbal assault on Sir Mortimer, telling him how....
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    to end one sentence and start a new one. Meanwhile, Regibold couldn't believe this was happening but realized it was the perfect opportunity to...
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    slip a "wet willy" in the mix to live things up a bit. While in the process.......
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    of slobbering on his finger, sir Mortimer got a whiff of a fowl odor. Looking over his shoulder...
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