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    chopped up a fiver of the little blue pills and proceeded to snort them through a giant....
    Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice

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    torpedo tube. After all that, the sailors were way mellowed out with a hint of paranoia when they noticed that the eskimo chicks were down to their last 7 parkas, holding walrus spears when...
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

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    Randy the Macho Man Savage appeared out of nowhere. He then tried to bribe the Eskimo chicks to ....

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    Remove their seal skinned / spandex panties by bribing them with several cans of smoked salmon. With glazed eyes...
    Just another day at the office!

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    they followed the girls as they motioned them into their long house. Once beyond the threshold






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    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


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    the smell hit them full force. With a look of surprise, Sir Mortimer......

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    realized that all he ever wanted was to be held as a child. Meanwhile the police were called to the trailor park next door to respond to a...
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
    - George Burns

    “I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
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