chopped up a fiver of the little blue pills and proceeded to snort them through a giant....
chopped up a fiver of the little blue pills and proceeded to snort them through a giant....
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
torpedo tube. After all that, the sailors were way mellowed out with a hint of paranoia when they noticed that the eskimo chicks were down to their last 7 parkas, holding walrus spears when...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
Randy the Macho Man Savage appeared out of nowhere. He then tried to bribe the Eskimo chicks to ....
Remove their seal skinned / spandex panties by bribing them with several cans of smoked salmon. With glazed eyes...![]()
Just another day at the office!
they followed the girls as they motioned them into their long house. Once beyond the threshold
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"Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
the smell hit them full force. With a look of surprise, Sir Mortimer......
realized that all he ever wanted was to be held as a child. Meanwhile the police were called to the trailor park next door to respond to a...
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
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