realized that all he ever wanted was to be held as a child. Meanwhile the police were called to the trailor park next door to respond to a...
realized that all he ever wanted was to be held as a child. Meanwhile the police were called to the trailor park next door to respond to a...
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
shouting match and domestic violence issue that was happening because of a broken harpoon. Tensions were very high as the cops wrapped their baton against the door, suddenly...![]()
Just another day at the office!
the sexy eskimo chicks emerged removing their tops. Silence fell on the village as...
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
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"Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
and called up Will to prepare a big serving on Nachos. The naked Eskimo chicks then converged on...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
the nachos, and realized that they were the soggy, leftover ones A had brought for lunch last week. Nevertheless, they....
stuffed them deep in their pie wholes. The officer watched in amazement before
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"Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
As he wiped the drool with one of the seal skins that was lovingly bestowed on him. Before he knew it he found himself drawing his taser and...
Just another day at the office!
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