Do dirty limericks count?
buzz (post #5)
mrtr33 (post #17)
badwhale (post #22)
cigaraholic
Do dirty limericks count?
It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo.
~ Gerry Adams
sittin' in the back room
I don't see a rule against it.
snapping whippers
Driving way to slow,
in Jamie's minivan,
trailer-a-dor in tow,
stocked with cigars and spam.
Mark is at the wheel,
Dennis rides shotgun,
Will's asleep with Neal,
and Dan is having fun.
Oh! Road trips are swell, Acids smell,
Will just peed the bed.
It's so much fun to travel with
Ken, Roger, James, and Ed. Hey!
Cheap motels, Paddy yells,
Mark has lost the way,
if we make it home without jail time,
we will all be blown away!
George crocheting in the back,
while Kevin moons a trucker,
not a murse it's a backpack,
turn-signal you dumb dummy!
Rich and Smoked! watching DVDs,
Kirstie in nonstop reruns of Cheers,
what happened to Bill and Hefty?
they're in the trailer drinking our beers!
Oh! Gregg can't spell, we've lost Miguel,
we've all got stogies lit,
everyone's so thankful for Cinda,
who's putting up with all our shenanigans! Hey!
Van doesn't run well, we stop at Shell,
flat tires and out of gas,
road-tripping with our good friends,
opportunities to harass!
I say road-tripping with cigarsmokers,
can be.... a..... pain in the.....
rear!
Merry Christmas!
Originally Posted by badwhale
Senior Member
HAHAHA! that was awesome. Good entry.
Mascot
Great job! But I just think you should tied something to the top of the van!
http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?
"Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
snapping whippers
Perhaps too awesome... as my entry seems to have scared away all the competition. Sorry about that Jamie, if you want to go ahead and just call it you can send me the winnings.
Hey Will, speaking of awesome... check out my calves!
hecho a mano matón
Perhaps too awesome... as my entry seems to have scared away all the competition. Sorry about that Jamie, if you want to go ahead and just call it you can send me the winnings.
Hey Will, speaking of awesome... check out my calves!
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
hecho a mano matón
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm crafting an entry
To compete with buzz's superhaiku
Come on! Nobody else? WTF?
Will
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
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