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    All I've managed is a filthy version of Andy Williams "Happy Holiday" But sadly, I don't think this is
    the place to share it. I'm working on another, Burl Ives Holly Jolly Christmas. It's in the ruff stage. I've got as far as swapping out Mistletoe for Black Dildo- It's a work in progress
    It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by paddy View Post
    all i've managed is a filthy version of andy williams "happy holiday" but sadly, i don't think this is
    the place to share it. I'm working on another, burl ives holly jolly christmas. It's in the ruff stage. i've got as far as swapping out mistletoe for black dildo- it's a work in progress
    lmfao!
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    Once I'm done butchering the Burl Ives classic, I think I'm going to take both and hop on
    over to BOTL and randomly post them on a number of threads. See how big of a shit storm I can create
    It's the simple things in life - Gentleman.
    It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo.
    ~ Gerry Adams

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    Does this count?

    Last edited by mrtr33; 12-07-2011 at 04:20 PM. Reason: I'm dumb.


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    "Cohiba isn't spelt with a K"

    LOL
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    That my Friend is phenomenal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We should use that as a training clip. ROTFLMAO!






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    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


    to make it endure










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    Priceless
    designated whipping boy for the grammar police
    Just run everything threw a spell checker.

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