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  • buzz (post #5)

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  • mrtr33 (post #17)

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  • badwhale (post #22)

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Thread: Annual Christmas Writing Contest

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    Quote Originally Posted by buzz View Post
    Perhaps too awesome... as my entry seems to have scared away all the competition. Sorry about that Jamie, if you want to go ahead and just call it you can send me the winnings.

    Hey Will, speaking of awesome... check out my calves!
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm crafting an entry
    To compete with buzz's superhaiku



    Come on! Nobody else? WTF?

    Will
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    I don't have a creative bone in my body
    I vote Badwhale just so buzz dont win.
    designated whipping boy for the grammar police
    Just run everything threw a spell checker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mangyrat View Post
    I don't have a creative bone in my body
    I vote Badwhale just so buzz dont win.


    Well, technically if that was an entry, it wouldn't qualify as it didn't have anything to do with Christmas. I have another one brewing.
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    C'mon fellas, and lady, get your entries in!! Please, don't make me send cigars to buzz, it might spoil my cheery disposition!

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    All I've managed is a filthy version of Andy Williams "Happy Holiday" But sadly, I don't think this is
    the place to share it. I'm working on another, Burl Ives Holly Jolly Christmas. It's in the ruff stage. I've got as far as swapping out Mistletoe for Black Dildo- It's a work in progress
    It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by paddy View Post
    all i've managed is a filthy version of andy williams "happy holiday" but sadly, i don't think this is
    the place to share it. I'm working on another, burl ives holly jolly christmas. It's in the ruff stage. i've got as far as swapping out mistletoe for black dildo- it's a work in progress
    lmfao!
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