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**DanB6177** · 10-13-2014, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by Eville

I would like to announce that the streak continues!

mine too

**buzz** · 10-14-2014, 12:17 PM

So, uh... I won but I don't have time to go on and on about it right now.

More importantly, what the heck Jamie?!? I thought we had a deal?

**ashauler** · 10-14-2014, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by buzz

So, uh... I won but I don't have time to go on and on about it right now.

More importantly, what the heck Jamie?!? I thought we had a deal?

Well, we did, but it seems that something went very, very awry!
I'll send the white owls back and add some backwoods honeyberry to ease the pain a bit.

**TheGreekTitan** · 10-16-2014, 07:47 PM

So yeah, that was smart. Coming off my 1st win in weeks and I don't make any substitutions. I'm sure my player with the bye week will score me some huge points. Never chose my weekly pick 'em either.

**Eville** · 10-19-2014, 10:48 PM

Well, now you all have something in common

**buzz** · 10-20-2014, 12:57 PM

Sheesh Jamie, I didn't know we were playing for real -- I was just tossing the football around and you took me down hard.

Noted in my FFL diary for future reference.

And can we vote out David like they did to that guy who made all the racist remarks?

**ashauler** · 10-20-2014, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by Eville

Well, now you all have something in common

Noted for posterity and future topping for the crow-pie.

QUOTE=buzz]

Sheesh Jamie, I didn't know we were playing for real -- I was just tossing the football around and you took me down hard.

Noted in my FFL diary for future reference.

And can we vote out David like they did to that guy who made all the racist remarks? [|QUOTE]
Dagnabit buzz....I dunno what happened, I even used Flacco as my QB. I tried.

Beating smartypantsdavid in the playoffs will be much more satisfying than voting him out would be.

**buzz** · 10-20-2014, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by ashauler

Beating smartypantsdavid in the playoffs will be much more satisfying than voting him out would be.

So wait, we aren't in the playoffs yet?

**kingbeefy** · 10-20-2014, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by buzz

Sheesh Jamie, I didn't know we were playing for real -- I was just tossing the football around and you took me down hard.

Noted in my FFL diary for future reference.

And can we vote out David like they did to that guy who made all the racist remarks?

I'm not sure I'll be able to win at all this year so I'll just go ahead and cast a vote to get him out of here.

**buzz** · 10-20-2014, 07:36 PM

Can we also vote to have KB change his avatar user title. It is extraordinarily offensive.

**Eville** · 10-20-2014, 09:58 PM

I'm fine witth that plan. Where should we start the bidding?

**Eville** · 10-24-2014, 05:52 PM

With a Thursday like that, Don just might be the end of me.

**Eville** · 10-27-2014, 09:16 AM

I think most of my team took an impromptu bye week. Good job Don

**ashauler** · 10-27-2014, 10:19 AM

Still not bad to have one loss mid-way thru the season.
I was lucky this week and had enough beasts to outweigh the "no shows" on my roster!

**buzz** · 10-27-2014, 02:22 PM

My team, of course... won again -- which is win number 11 if my calculations are correct. Just one more week left before the Superbowl so it looks like this is all wrapped up and I've got the most points, so... I can't remember how we are doing the payouts but I'll go ahead and take 4 of those Sharks now and select my other 22 cigars later this week.

and so forth...

**ashauler** · 10-27-2014, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by buzz

My team, of course... won again -- which is win number 11 if my calculations are correct. Just one more week left before the Superbowl so it looks like this is all wrapped up and I've got the most points, so... I can't remember how we are doing the payouts but I'll go ahead and take 4 of those Sharks now and select my other 22 cigars later this week.

and so forth...

Well, since no one seems to want to discuss it, I unilaterally decided that I win, and winner takes all this year.
Seriously, we need to finalize the payout, and I think I started a discussion on the league board...........

**Eville** · 10-27-2014, 11:44 PM

Posted up in the payout thread.

**buzz** · 11-06-2014, 03:01 PM

So I totally forgot that the football things were still going on -- and just realized that last week I lost by 0.68 points.

What?!?

0.68 points?!?!?

zero. point. six. eight.

This is football right? Where a downtouch is worth 6 points and kicking the ball correctly is worth either 1 or 3 points depending on whether the kicker is right- or left-footed? And they get -2 points for a downtouch on the wrong side? How the heck did I lose by 0.68 points?!?!

I call total and absolute unadulterated shenanigans and officially demand that we play last week over again. Heck, I don't even know if I had my DEF position filled. And I might be wrong here, but I'm pretty sure I was using that Jamal dude, which should be a guaranteed win even if all my other players are on a bye week resting from their 7.13 minutes of play from the previous week.

Of course I am still occupying the #1 spot for the League Pick Em, because, well, as I divulged previously, I always choose me to win. And I've noticed now that everyone else has adopted the same tactic, which is smart so I won't fault you for it. Oh and here's a protip: don't vote for Jamie's team... I have it on pretty good authority* that he has absolutely no idea what he is doing.

* PM me for details

This week I'll win for sure which is no big suprise or anything. And so on and so forth...