So I totally forgot that the football things were still going on -- and just realized that last week I lost by 0.68 points.
What?!?
0.68 points?!?!?
zero. point. six. eight.
This is football right? Where a downtouch is worth 6 points and kicking the ball correctly is worth either 1 or 3 points depending on whether the kicker is right- or left-footed? And they get -2 points for a downtouch on the wrong side? How the heck did I lose by 0.68 points?!?!
I call total and absolute unadulterated shenanigans and officially demand that we play last week over again. Heck, I don't even know if I had my DEF position filled. And I might be wrong here, but I'm pretty sure I was using that Jamal dude, which should be a guaranteed win even if all my other players are on a bye week resting from their 7.13 minutes of play from the previous week.
Of course I am still occupying the #1 spot for the League Pick Em, because, well, as I divulged previously, I always choose me to win. And I've noticed now that everyone else has adopted the same tactic, which is smart so I won't fault you for it. Oh and here's a protip: don't vote for Jamie's team... I have it on pretty good authority* that he has absolutely no idea what he is doing.
* PM me for details
This week I'll win for sure which is no big suprise or anything. And so on and so forth...
Originally Posted by badwhale
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