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Nope...I'm not originally from Winnipeg and I'm not a Jets fan. I actually was there for the CFL BlueBombers. There was a time in my life when I played football and had a cup of coffee with the Bombers back in the late '90's. My desk has more hills than Manitoba!
Growing up in Cleveland, Ohio I would pick up the London, Ontario CBC channel 40 feed from across Lake Erie on Saturday night's to catch the hockey games.
Originally Posted by PartagasGuy
You grew up in CLEVELAND and you're badmouthing Canada??? Holy shit, I think most of America would trade Cleveland for a used Canadian latrine.
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Thanks for the offer heftysmokes, but on evidence of this thread I think I can speak for all Canucks when I say Sorry, but you can keep it!However if you are in need of a used latrine I'd happily send you one
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"party"guy....you get afrom me if you send me some deli from corky & lenny's.........and if you apologize to some...then join us the right way.....
winnipeg jets,huh.......i'm guessing you got hit in the head often and just coming out of the concussion fog.....it'll get better.....watch out for those subdural hematoma's....
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Sid - I think he's pretty much stepped on his wanker with everyone here. He's a non-discriminatory tosser of insults. I'm thinking he's got a whole lot of apologizing to do...."party"guy....you get a
winnipeg jets,huh.......i'm guessing you got hit in the head often and just coming out of the concussion fog.....it'll get better.....watch out for those subdural hematoma's....
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Hey BigPoppaPuff...you know about Corky and Lenny's? The corn beef is stellar...but not as good as Sliman's downtown. I was just in Beachwood fifteen minutes ago...that's where C&L is, right off 271.
Yeah...Cleveland's not quite the most popular destination in the US, but it's a great secret. I invite anyone to come to Cleveland (or anywhere on Lake Erie coast of Northern Ohio) between now and October and I guarantee you'll love it. The islands out in the middle of Lake Erie are an amazing destination in the summer...it's pure debauchery at its finest.
Shit...how could I forget about Rush. Sorry, Geddy! The Guess Who and BTO weren't bad either I suppose
Hey UK Fan...what do you call a Kentucky family reunion?...a full set of teeth! That's a Cincinnati joke...not a Cleveland one.
i know of sliman's as well......how about steak at the hyde park???....
a good friend of mine is connected with the improv in cleveland....also some guys from cleveland are in a roto baseball league i'm in.....some of those guys hate me because i can be a prick......
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First off, it's Cleve-hole. The mistake by the lake is only about two steps above Gary Indiana, and that's only because The Jackson 5 turned into a bunch of criminals.
You also mention growing up where it was mean, but unless you were on the wrong side of Eddy Bratenhal you were just fine, and the worst insult you probably ever got was to your driving. But then again, that whole state forgot where the gas pedal is.
Listen Cleve-hole, we've had another idiot from your parts before, and FPDoc didn't last long either, so why don't you two get together, have a beer and remember the glory days of your town, oh wait, scratch that last part, they never happened.
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BigPoppaPuff...Yes, that Ruth's Chris in Cleveland is near the Cousin's cigar shop on the east side. Those guys have a few different stores...there's a Cousin's out on the far west side, in Avon Lake. They have one called Dad's cigars on the near west side and another downtown too. And sorry about the Buffalo comment. The fact is, Cleveland, Buffalo, Toledo, Detroit, Chicago are all the same. The crime rate is just not as high in Cleveland as it is in cities like Toledo or Buffalo...but that has to do with the population numbers per square mile, etc... But basically, it's the same people, the same air, the same cost of living...well, maybe Chicago's cost of living is more. But other than that, it's the same.
Mauied1101...I didn't originally come here to rock a boat nor did I come here to meet the guy who is going to be the best man in my wedding. What the fuck...now I'm a schizo? I'm sorry that I won't let the small shit in life bother me. Do you think that what you say is going to bother me when I walk away from my laptop?
I'm just a dude who is working my ass off, having as much fun as I possibly can and is doing it all the best I can. Fuck...I'm eating my dinner right now as I type this. It's 10:54pm on a Friday night and I'm just now eating dinner. I busted my fucking ass for most of the day...except the moments I got to type on this forum. And all you guys did today was bust my balls for not taking time to grab my fucking Webster's dictionary that's sitting right next to my computer. Fuck...do you think I'm going to waste my time looking up how to spell "Dyke"? FUCK NO...but I will look up how to spell something on a proposal I'm typing up that might help my career.
It's been exactly one week since I found cigarsmokers.com. Most of you have been pricks...but I guess that's what I get for not doing research or taking the time to find out what this forum is all about...with that said, I'm sorry. On the other hand...some of you have been pretty cool. To you guys, thanks.
BTW...No, I don't smoke cigarettes. I hate cigarettes. Cigarettes will kill you.
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Hey KY...that's not me. We don't wear cowboy hats in Cleveland...but I know they do in Lexington. I've been there...that's why I say it's a full set of teeth when you get together with your family for a reunion.
One thing I must give you a high five for was Miss Kentucky in tonight's Miss USA contest. Damn...I never knew the combination of KFC and moonshine could produce such a fine woman! And on the other hand, Miss Ohio was very disappointing...
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PartagasGuy, you are the classic internet troll. You have zero respect for our forum, which means that you will not ultimately have any respect for any of its members, even if you feign liking some of them.
You haven't done one thing to earn even one little ounce of my respect. I also do not care what you say or think or where you live or where you used to live. I don't care what cigars you smoke and I do not welcome you to this forum.
I won't post anything related to you again. I am banning you from any more attention from myself.
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