One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names?

The dad answers, "Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees...Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking."

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Did you know OJ Simpsons was American Indian?

His was a member of the Stabahoe tribe.

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An old couple went in to the doctors office. The doctor came in and said to the man, "Ok, I need to perform some tests. I'll need a stool, urine, and semen sample."

The old man being hard of hearing leans foward and says "Eh??"

So the doctor repeats himself.

The old man again says "Eh??"

So the old mans wife says "Give the doctor your god damn underwear!"

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A man walks into a doctors office and after some tests are run looks at the doctors face and says "Ok, give me the bad news last".

The doctor says "You have AIDS."

The paitient says "Oh my god! What could be worse than that?"

The doctor says "And you have alzheimers"

The patient says "Thats terrible...but atleast I don't have AIDS."