Emergency Crap in middle of Cigar

[WhiteWidow]

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[COLOR=black]I floored the truck. I was sweating profusely, trying to keep my cheeks wedged together as best I could. I had roughly 10 miles back down the canopy road to my house with no gas stations in between... survival instinct kicked in.. I was not going to crap myself.

The trick is you have to clench the butthole as opposed to the cheeks. If you just clench the cheeks and the culprit makes its way past the butthole you've really just created a place for grossness and eventually skid marks to happen.

[guado]

Cigar smoking time is relaxation time. I make it a point to excrete all contents of said large intestine prior to firing up. I would honestly be pissed off if my body decided to have that type of urge while smoking. If that did happen for some odd reason I Would have to just purge the cigar, do the deed, knock the ash and relight. A very disturbing thought I wish never to have happen.

[cls515]

I'll just put it down and do my business. If I have to relight the cigar I never notice any problems because I wasn't gone for too long. Sometimes different flavors are present when I relight but sometimes it is for the better. I noticed the cigars only get stale after like an hour or more. I gave my friend a Monte #2 and he couldn't finish it. When he fired it back up maybe an hour or so later I tried it and it was pretty harsh.

[planenut]

I crack myself up... but this thread is better!

[cigar no baka]

I gotta say, I've never had that problem. But the next time I sit down to herf, I'm going to start things off by telling everyone to go pinch a loaf now if you gotta, cause we don't want to sit around smelling yer wet, nasty farts while you try to imprison that turd while all the gases leak out in protest! I'll either get the weirdest looks or the biggest laughs of the night.