Emergency Crap in middle of Cigar

[planenut]

I crack myself up... but this thread is better!

[cigar no baka]

I gotta say, I've never had that problem. But the next time I sit down to herf, I'm going to start things off by telling everyone to go pinch a loaf now if you gotta, cause we don't want to sit around smelling yer wet, nasty farts while you try to imprison that turd while all the gases leak out in protest! I'll either get the weirdest looks or the biggest laughs of the night.