Emergency Crap in middle of Cigar

[thepyrofish]

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Shit, somehow I never read this before now...

I have a friend names 'J' and a friend named 'C'. J was in C's car, and can be a little immature at times. J tried to let a really big fart go...he wanted it to be loud so he pushed with all his might...
and shit his pants. In the car. I think they were eaither going out to the bar or to a movie, but either way I believe they were almost at their destination...

I can smoke in my house, so I'll just take it in the bathroom with me. My dad makes fun of me but I dun care.