In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: Magic and bullshit.
We had a guy walk into the smoke shop last night who acted like he knew a lot about cigars. Then he lights up a Short Story, cuts the wrong end and lights the wrong end. We grinned at each other but did not bother to point out that he didn't know what the fuck he was doing!!!
My Dad also struggles with the Hemingways and most figurados in general. But the man catches more fish than me most days, so who am I to ridicule him?
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
"...all roads lead to cigars."
-Cinda
"You will not change this forum. Simple as that. Accept it or move on, or you will be escorted from the premises."
-Shagaroo
"Maybe you should just stop trying to be witty?"
-Ashauler
"Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season."
-Dwight Schrute
"Fuck I just like smoking. Who am I kidding?"
-Badwhale
"If you want to start a fuckin' hobby, start it."
-Shelby07
Desert Rat, I hope you realize that I am kidding about the cubans.
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