take smokes home for summer, and face wrath of mom or...

[JStrider]

Come on! You want us to believe that a red-blooded American college student can't figure out how to hide a small humidor the size of a bread box from his mother for a few weeks? Just put them with your porn, weed, liquor and everything else you have managed to hide from your mother for the past 10 years.

haha yah i dont know if my humidor will fit in the AC vent where i used to keep my porn and alcohol

shoot my lil brother might have it all filled up... lil punk took over my room...

my dad said just bring it and dont mention it and if she turns it into something we'll deal with it and if not we'll enjoy some cigars in peace...

[hex1848]

Sounds like it could turn into some good father/son bonding. Your Pop's smoke?

[wrath186]

If she really has a rabid hatred of smoking then you're probably best served by leaving everything with a buddy. I had a girlfriend who would leave the lid to my box open all day when I wasn't home. Or if it's just the smell and the inconvenience of having it in the house try being more considerate by smoking outside and maybe even offering her one. I know a lot of women who are into cigars.

[SFG75]

I second Drake's idea, that would be an absolute riot. In all seriousness, do what I do-tell your mother that you just collect them. Tell her it's like baseball cards for adults and that if you smoke them, then the value obviously decreases. When she finds butts around the yard, do what I do and blame it on your worthless brother in law from Kansas. This works very well for me, I haven't heard another health lecture in eight months since I've done this.

[JStrider]

my dad used to smoke a pipe occasionally when and for a little while after he got out...

i'm not sure why or exactly when he stopped... just that it was before I was born...

[Yeagermeister]

I second Drake's idea, that would be an absolute riot. In all seriousness, do what I do-tell your mother that you just collect them. Tell her it's like baseball cards for adults and that if you smoke them, then the value obviously decreases. When she finds butts around the yard, do what I do and blame it on your worthless brother in law from Kansas. This works very well for me, I haven't heard another health lecture in eight months since I've done this.

hahahahahahhahaha!


My mom was that gullible, too. When i was in 11th grade she found an ounce of weed in my room..I was able to convince her it was a bag of indian tea leaves that i was giving to my friend as a gift.

[CoventryCat86]

I second Drake's idea, that would be an absolute riot. In all seriousness, do what I do-tell your mother that you just collect them. Tell her it's like baseball cards for adults and that if you smoke them, then the value obviously decreases. When she finds butts around the yard, do what I do and blame it on your worthless brother in law from Kansas. This works very well for me, I haven't heard another health lecture in eight months since I've done this.

Okay, that's funny (poor Randy )

[SFG75]

Okay, that's funny (poor Randy )

LOL-That it is Bill. I informed him last weekend that he's taking the fall for the cigars in my yard. I'm 30 and still don't want to hear another damn health lecture from Mom. Randy has somewhat of the same situation himself. He'll smoke out on his backyard area and when grandma is over, the kids will spend some time counting the cigar butts that he and Steve(and me when I'm over) leave around his yard. So what does he do? He goes out the night before and collects all the butts. I guess it's all just proof that no matter how old you get, you still can't get away from parental guilt over cigars.

[SFG75]

In all seriousness-Drake, have you decided what to do yet?

[hex1848]

I had a girlfriend who would leave the lid to my box open all day when I wasn't home.

Had? as in past tense right? I think that might be grouds for throwing all her stuff on the lawn and changing the locks of the house.

[SFG75]

Had? as in past tense right? I think that might be grouds for throwing all her stuff on the lawn and changing the locks of the house.

When it comes to cigars nad an angry girlfriend, love hurts. My wife doesn't even go near my collection, choose your spouse well men.

[wrath186]

Had? as in past tense right? I think that might be grouds for throwing all her stuff on the lawn and changing the locks of the house.

Yeah, had. I'm also into motorcycles and she started to complain that I loved the bike more than her. She was right. I get to ride the bike all I want and it doesn't give me any lip. Wound up getting rid of the girl and buying another bike.