Sounds like it could turn into some good father/son bonding. Your Pop's smoke?
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Sounds like it could turn into some good father/son bonding. Your Pop's smoke?
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. -- Carl Sagan
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If she really has a rabid hatred of smoking then you're probably best served by leaving everything with a buddy. I had a girlfriend who would leave the lid to my box open all day when I wasn't home. Or if it's just the smell and the inconvenience of having it in the house try being more considerate by smoking outside and maybe even offering her one. I know a lot of women who are into cigars.
I second Drake's idea, that would be an absolute riot. In all seriousness, do what I do-tell your mother that you just collect them. Tell her it's like baseball cards for adults and that if you smoke them, then the value obviously decreases. When she finds butts around the yard, do what I do and blame it on your worthless brother in law from Kansas. This works very well for me, I haven't heard another health lecture in eight months since I've done this.
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my dad used to smoke a pipe occasionally when and for a little while after he got out...
i'm not sure why or exactly when he stopped... just that it was before I was born...
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~a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. -- Rudyard Kipling
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Originally Posted by SFG75
I second Drake's idea, that would be an absolute riot. In all seriousness, do what I do-tell your mother that you just collect them. Tell her it's like baseball cards for adults and that if you smoke them, then the value obviously decreases. When she finds butts around the yard, do what I do and blame it on your worthless brother in law from Kansas. This works very well for me, I haven't heard another health lecture in eight months since I've done this.
hahahahahahhahaha!
My mom was that gullible, too. When i was in 11th grade she found an ounce of weed in my room..I was able to convince her it was a bag of indian tea leaves that i was giving to my friend as a gift.
With glasses high, we raised a cry - freedom had arrived
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Okay, that's funny (poor RandyI second Drake's idea, that would be an absolute riot. In all seriousness, do what I do-tell your mother that you just collect them. Tell her it's like baseball cards for adults and that if you smoke them, then the value obviously decreases. When she finds butts around the yard, do what I do and blame it on your worthless brother in law from Kansas. This works very well for me, I haven't heard another health lecture in eight months since I've done this.)
Okay, that's funny (poor Randy
LOL-That it is Bill. I informed him last weekend that he's taking the fall for the cigars in my yard. I'm 30 and still don't want to hear another damn health lecture from Mom. Randy has somewhat of the same situation himself. He'll smoke out on his backyard area and when grandma is over, the kids will spend some time counting the cigar butts that he and Steve(and me when I'm over) leave around his yard.
In all seriousness-Drake, have you decided what to do yet?
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nope, that's not me. i'm not in college and i live with my fiance/wife.In all seriousness-Drake, have you decided what to do yet?
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Had? as in past tense right? I think that might be grouds for throwing all her stuff on the lawn and changing the locks of the house.
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. -- Carl Sagan
When it comes to cigars nad an angry girlfriend, love hurts.
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Yeah, had. I'm also into motorcycles and she started to complain that I loved the bike more than her. She was right. I get to ride the bike all I want and it doesn't give me any lip. Wound up getting rid of the girl and buying another bike.
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