Quote Originally Posted by SFG75
I second Drake's idea, that would be an absolute riot. In all seriousness, do what I do-tell your mother that you just collect them. Tell her it's like baseball cards for adults and that if you smoke them, then the value obviously decreases. When she finds butts around the yard, do what I do and blame it on your worthless brother in law from Kansas. This works very well for me, I haven't heard another health lecture in eight months since I've done this.

hahahahahahhahaha!


My mom was that gullible, too. When i was in 11th grade she found an ounce of weed in my room..I was able to convince her it was a bag of indian tea leaves that i was giving to my friend as a gift.