I second Drake's idea, that would be an absolute riot. In all seriousness, do what I do-tell your mother that you just collect them. Tell her it's like baseball cards for adults and that if you smoke them, then the value obviously decreases. When she finds butts around the yard, do what I do and blame it on your worthless brother in law from Kansas. This works very well for me, I haven't heard another health lecture in eight months since I've done this.
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my dad used to smoke a pipe occasionally when and for a little while after he got out...
i'm not sure why or exactly when he stopped... just that it was before I was born...
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~a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. -- Rudyard Kipling
~Clatto Verata Nicto
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Originally Posted by SFG75
I second Drake's idea, that would be an absolute riot. In all seriousness, do what I do-tell your mother that you just collect them. Tell her it's like baseball cards for adults and that if you smoke them, then the value obviously decreases. When she finds butts around the yard, do what I do and blame it on your worthless brother in law from Kansas. This works very well for me, I haven't heard another health lecture in eight months since I've done this.
hahahahahahhahaha!
My mom was that gullible, too. When i was in 11th grade she found an ounce of weed in my room..I was able to convince her it was a bag of indian tea leaves that i was giving to my friend as a gift.
With glasses high, we raised a cry - freedom had arrived
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Okay, that's funny (poor RandyI second Drake's idea, that would be an absolute riot. In all seriousness, do what I do-tell your mother that you just collect them. Tell her it's like baseball cards for adults and that if you smoke them, then the value obviously decreases. When she finds butts around the yard, do what I do and blame it on your worthless brother in law from Kansas. This works very well for me, I haven't heard another health lecture in eight months since I've done this.)
Okay, that's funny (poor Randy
LOL-That it is Bill. I informed him last weekend that he's taking the fall for the cigars in my yard. I'm 30 and still don't want to hear another damn health lecture from Mom. Randy has somewhat of the same situation himself. He'll smoke out on his backyard area and when grandma is over, the kids will spend some time counting the cigar butts that he and Steve(and me when I'm over) leave around his yard.
In all seriousness-Drake, have you decided what to do yet?
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nope, that's not me. i'm not in college and i live with my fiance/wife.In all seriousness-Drake, have you decided what to do yet?
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I assume you mean what am I gonna do
well ive discussed it a lil bit with my dad
I'm just gonna take them and not make a big deal about them and if my mom does my dad will help her see it as not that bad of a thing for me to be doing...
so hopefully it wont be bad... I'll let yall know what happens...
-=JStrider=-
~a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. -- Rudyard Kipling
~Clatto Verata Nicto
You know, first I butcher Jaewing's name on the humor thread and now this. I think I'm getting senile at the ripe old age of 30!.
Ooh, Hiding
I'm 20 and have been "in the mix" for about a year. My mother doesn't know, and she is THE queen of room invasion. Anyways. I have a travel humidor for about 15 cigars that I keep in a laptop briefcase. My motto is "hidden in plain sight." It seems as though you'll be okay, but just throwing in my $.02. It works well and when she's off, lights on! I don't like sneaking around and I'll probably tell her sometime, but I'm finishing up JC and off to 4 year college... It's been long enough at home. Get a real humidor... aah. Anyhoo, Travel humidors are easy to put somewhere.
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