A few months ago we went to a house on an arrest warrant. We got inside and discovered a significant amount of meth on a coffee table.

We got called Narcotics in and began a search of the rest of the house. My partner and I were searching the bedroom. She pulled out an object from a drawer wrapped in a towel. The object was about two feet long and slender.

As she pulled it out the towel fell off...To reveal a purple two headed dildo...She just stood there holding it...In complete shock.

Sometimes there just ain't enough soap and hot water...