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    Smile

    Lets not forget, this is Dad and bro we're talking about here. Emotions tend to cloud judgement.
    "No one can tell me what is a good cigar -- for me. I am the only judge. There are no standards -- no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dickson View Post
    Lets not forget, this is Dad and bro we're talking about here. Emotions tend to cloud judgement.
    I ain't saying a word. My mates tend to know what they are doing with Cigars though so that is no problem. I just dislike when my old man thinks I am wasting a whole cigar because I leave it when it is finished.
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    Don't sweat it , next time tell him you saved the best part for him.

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    I nub em all!



    Quote Originally Posted by Chubbawubba View Post
    I ain't saying a word. My mates tend to know what they are doing with Cigars though so that is no problem. I just dislike when my old man thinks I am wasting a whole cigar because I leave it when it is finished.

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    Here's a story for you - not my own, but there's no harm in retelling.

    The hero of our story is in a bar, enjoying a cigar. A group of young men come in, celebrating something or other, and pull out some premium cigars (I forget what they were - Montecristo or something like that). Our hero watches in horror as they peel off the wrappers and light up.

    "What are you doing?" he asks. "Why did you just peel off the wrapper?"

    "It's the wrapper," one of the youngsters replies. "Aren't you supposed to unwrap it before lighting up?"

    Like I said, not my story. But the guy I heard it from insisted that it was the truth.

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    Sorry, I though this was something else.
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    Which raises more questions, What else could possibly qualify as a clueless boob?

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    A guy I work with likes to feel he knows quite a bit about everything. He's a cigarette smoker and likes to talk like he knows about cigars. I'm at a bar with him one night and I pull out a cigar and start smoking it. He notices that I'm not inhaling and makes comment on it, so i tell him "You don't inhale cigars." He proceeds to tell me that he knows all sorts of cigar smokers in the south and all of them inhale, "All real cigar smokers inhale." Now this seems in re-telling like it could have all been some sort of joke on his part, you know trying to get me to inhale and such but, this was not the case at all. He was totally serious.

    Of course this is the same guy who thinks Macanoodles are the best cigar in the world.
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