A guy I work with likes to feel he knows quite a bit about everything. He's a cigarette smoker and likes to talk like he knows about cigars. I'm at a bar with him one night and I pull out a cigar and start smoking it. He notices that I'm not inhaling and makes comment on it, so i tell him "You don't inhale cigars." He proceeds to tell me that he knows all sorts of cigar smokers in the south and all of them inhale, "All real cigar smokers inhale." Now this seems in re-telling like it could have all been some sort of joke on his part, you know trying to get me to inhale and such but, this was not the case at all. He was totally serious.

Of course this is the same guy who thinks Macanoodles are the best cigar in the world.