Clueless boobs

[cigar no baka]

A guy I work with likes to feel he knows quite a bit about everything. He's a cigarette smoker and likes to talk like he knows about cigars. I'm at a bar with him one night and I pull out a cigar and start smoking it. He notices that I'm not inhaling and makes comment on it, so i tell him "You don't inhale cigars." He proceeds to tell me that he knows all sorts of cigar smokers in the south and all of them inhale, "All real cigar smokers inhale." Now this seems in re-telling like it could have all been some sort of joke on his part, you know trying to get me to inhale and such but, this was not the case at all. He was totally serious.

Of course this is the same guy who thinks Macanoodles are the best cigar in the world.

You must be more able to bite your tongue than me. I couldn't resist telling someone like this they don't know shit about cigars.

[Shelby07]

Arrange to meet him and some buddies for a beer then hand him an Anejo or an LFD and ask him to show you how it's done,

[FraGil]

My biggest gripe is people going into my humidor and ROLLING cigars to their ear. I try telling them that they risk damaging the wrapper but they always claim "Thats the best way to tell if a cigar is in good condition"

Also its frightening how many people I offer to cut cigars for and they say "I'm smoking it leter tonight so I'll wait and bite it off then". I always shudder at the thought of how they will damage the cigar but I did know 1 guy who could do this flawlessly every time so MAYBE they have the knack. (though 9 times out of 10 I'm convinced they just think it looks cool)