Quote Originally Posted by cigarsarge View Post
Every time I get on an elevator I fart...It is just second nature.
Funny story to share. When I was still a noob, and relatively new to my cigar store, during a big event I walked into the humidor. I was carrying a cigar and a drink. Within five seconds of me going in there, both owners come in with a strange look on their face. They tell me almost in unison - "No drinks in the humidor" in a nice way but firmly stated.

So with a deadpan look on my face, I hand them my drink, and tell them "OK, as soon as i finish farting in here, I'll come back out". The look on their faces was priceless!!!

Ever since then, every once in a while, one of the gang will watch me as I enter the humidor, and ask me if I'm going in to fart up the joint. To which, I shoot them an evil grin and mischevious look as I enter and let them wonder.....