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    Wow, I can't believe I missed that last year too.

    That's freakin HILARIOUS!

    Nice prize too. I'm going to have to start working on this one.

    Andrew

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    I'm gonna have to put the thinking cap on. That's a hell of a prize.

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    Ah hem...............................


    Haiku's are easy
    but sometimes the don't make sense
    refridgerator
    Mark 8:36

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    Quote Originally Posted by here'sjohnny View Post
    Ah hem...............................


    Haiku's are easy
    but sometimes the don't make sense
    refridgerator
    That haiku is older than Jesus. You didn't write it, and it has nothing to do with CS. Looks like you're getting a hell of an education over there at Ohio State.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JFellows View Post
    That haiku is older than Jesus. You didn't write it, and it has nothing to do with CS. Looks like you're getting a hell of an education over there at Ohio State.
    There once was a guy named JFellows
    In Spain, he was usually mellow
    But a copied Haiku
    A newbie did do
    And the dude had reason to bellow

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    Quote Originally Posted by spiffykyle View Post
    There once was a guy named JFellows
    In Spain, he was usually mellow
    But a copied Haiku
    A newbie did do
    And the dude had reason to bellow

    spiffy
    MUUUCH better.

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    CigarSmokers is a treasure chest - you have to unlock it
    Otherwise you'll be smoking nothing but dog rockets.
    But for your own sake, don't come here acting like a noob
    Or you'll get shipped off like Elián in an innertube.
    Failing to use simple things like the search function
    Will get you cut up like ham at a luncheon.
    Talking shit about other members, or just even hintin'
    Will get you ridiculed like Hillary Clinton.
    Your bad rep will grow
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    And we'll show you where to stick those glass-top Esplendidos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spiffykyle View Post
    There once was a guy named JFellows
    In Spain, he was usually mellow
    But a copied Haiku
    A newbie did do
    And the dude had reason to bellow

    spiffy
    LMFAO

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    This is totally exempt from any compitition because it is plagiarized. But, I had to share it with everyone. So appropriate for a cool autumn evening.

    Light a Cigar

    Walking down the lonely street,
    hearing the cobbles beneath my feet.
    The sound echoes through the small lanes,
    some people looking through windowpanes.

    I feel alone as I wonder the into the night,
    stars above, no girl not feeling just right.
    I pass a bar, hear the sound of laughter,
    carried on walking might go back after.

    Let out a sigh looking at the night sky,
    so alone, feeling down, wondering why.
    Thought I might go back to that happy bar,
    instead leaned against a lamppost, light a cigar.

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    i am aware it is not original. the poem was intended as a sarcastic joke. thought everyone would get it b/c its so common.
    Mark 8:36

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