Cigarsmokers' Christmas Writing Contest

[JFellows]

There once was a guy named JFellows
In Spain, he was usually mellow
But a copied Haiku
A newbie did do
And the dude had reason to bellow

spiffy

MUUUCH better.

[JFellows]

CigarSmokers is a treasure chest - you have to unlock it
Otherwise you'll be smoking nothing but dog rockets.
But for your own sake, don't come here acting like a noob
Or you'll get shipped off like Elián in an innertube.
Failing to use simple things like the search function
Will get you cut up like ham at a luncheon.
Talking shit about other members, or just even hintin'
Will get you ridiculed like Hillary Clinton.
Your bad rep will grow
Like Pinocchio's nose
And we'll show you where to stick those glass-top Esplendidos.

[spiffykyle]

I'm super bored at work today and for some reason I'm on a limerick kick, so here's another one.

Well its Christmas at C S dot com
We have lost our normal aplomb
The mailman did cry
And shrapnel did fly
Secret Santa has sent me a bomb

spiffy