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    Quote Originally Posted by spiffykyle View Post
    There once was a guy named JFellows
    In Spain, he was usually mellow
    But a copied Haiku
    A newbie did do
    And the dude had reason to bellow

    spiffy
    MUUUCH better.

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    CigarSmokers is a treasure chest - you have to unlock it
    Otherwise you'll be smoking nothing but dog rockets.
    But for your own sake, don't come here acting like a noob
    Or you'll get shipped off like Elián in an innertube.
    Failing to use simple things like the search function
    Will get you cut up like ham at a luncheon.
    Talking shit about other members, or just even hintin'
    Will get you ridiculed like Hillary Clinton.
    Your bad rep will grow
    Like Pinocchio's nose
    And we'll show you where to stick those glass-top Esplendidos.

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    I'm super bored at work today and for some reason I'm on a limerick kick, so here's another one.

    Well its Christmas at C S dot com
    We have lost our normal aplomb
    The mailman did cry
    And shrapnel did fly
    Secret Santa has sent me a bomb

    spiffy

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