Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
We did this back in '08.......let's do it again. I'll start the story off with a partial sentence. The next poster completes that sentence, and starts another......and so on and so on, etc.

So here goes:

Sir Mortimer P. Durkenfelter carefully inspected his ascot as he prepared......

...his flintlock pistol for the gentleman's duel about to take place against his former best friend Count Regibold Adison Smith III. It was merely three days ago when Regibold...