After reviewing Basils’ post, quoted above, it became clear to me that Cigary has fastidiously refused to bestow the proper respect upon our senior member in this dispute, ggiese by failing to include him in the latest group to be ostracized from his fantasy world, the supposed and infamous A. O. D., or more properly the Axis of Dipshits.

Since the resulting fall-out from this faux pas will certainly be exceedingly demoralizing to Cigary, I had the notion that I would write about something positive and optimistic instead of going on about how rummy Cigary is. Unfortunately, I couldn't think of anything particularly positive to write about. So, instead, I'll just tell you that Cigary is always trying to worm his way into everything through back-room dealing and hidden communications. Before examining the present situation, however, it is important that I warn the public against those damnable, tasteless extremists whose positive accomplishments are always practically nil but whose conceit can scarcely be excelled, i.e. Cigary and his cronies. His historical record of malicious and erroneous views is clearer than the muddled pronouncements of his goombahs. I put that observation in this post just to let you see that he gets a lot of perks from the system. True to form, Cigary ceaselessly moves the goalposts to prevent others from benefiting from the same perks. This suggests that some headstrong twerp actually believes that the boards’ security can and should be sidestepped whenever his personal interests are at stake. Incredible? Some people have told me that Cigary has the authority to issue licenses for practicing stoicism. With such people roaming about, it should come as no surprise to you that I correctly predicted that he would engage in phucktardary. Alas, I didn't think he'd do that so effectively -- or so soon.

My wish to be polite notwithstanding, I must remark that we have a dilemma of leviathan proportions on our hands: Should we fight for what is right, or is it sufficient to embrace the cause of self-determination and recognize the leading role and clearer understanding of those people for whom the quintessential struggle is an encompassing liberation movement against the totality of jingoism as it relates to our beloved board? That happens to be a matter on which I do not care to venture either an opinion or a guess. I do, however, feel that I should state that Cigary has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which "the truth", "the whole truth", and "nothing but the truth" are three different things. Then again, just because Cigary is a prolific fantasist doesn't mean that he would sooner give up money, fame, power, and happiness than perform a counter-productive act. To paraphrase a line from Hamlet, "Bonapartism, thy name is Cigary".

And there you have it. Cigary should feel ashamed of himself.