"I'm not gonna fire a two-million dollar missle at a two dollar tent and hit a camel in the ass." - George W. Bush
"You know what you look like to me with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube..." - Dr. Hannibal Lecter
"You tellin’ me; you, me, a bag of pixie dust, and a hotel room in Vegas ain’t a good time? Ya’ savvy?" - Vernon Dozier, aka Phil Hendrie
"That's like, your opinion man." - Jeffery Lebowski
"It took me a little while to get used to the fact that in two days his Cuban cigar consumption was the equivalent of my weekly salary." - Roy Howells, one of Winston Churchill's valets wrote in his book, Simply Churchill.
"A number of social problems arose. I had been told that neither smoking nor alcoholic beverages were allowed in the Royal Presence. As I was the host at the luncheon I raised the matter at once, and said to the interpreter that if it was the religion of His Majesty to deprive himself of smoking and alcohol, I must point out that my rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking Cuban cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them. The King graciously accepted the position."
- Winston Churchill in February 1945 to King Ibn Sa'ud of Saudi Arabia. He was hosting a luncheon with the King, where they said he couldn't smoke.
Gotta love Churchill!
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