"strategery" - G.W.B.
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"strategery" - G.W.B.
"I'm not gonna fire a two-million dollar missle at a two dollar tent and hit a camel in the ass." - George W. Bush
"You know what you look like to me with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube..." - Dr. Hannibal Lecter
"You tellin’ me; you, me, a bag of pixie dust, and a hotel room in Vegas ain’t a good time? Ya’ savvy?" - Vernon Dozier, aka Phil Hendrie
"That's like, your opinion man." - Jeffery Lebowski
"It took me a little while to get used to the fact that in two days his Cuban cigar consumption was the equivalent of my weekly salary." - Roy Howells, one of Winston Churchill's valets wrote in his book, Simply Churchill.
"A number of social problems arose. I had been told that neither smoking nor alcoholic beverages were allowed in the Royal Presence. As I was the host at the luncheon I raised the matter at once, and said to the interpreter that if it was the religion of His Majesty to deprive himself of smoking and alcohol, I must point out that my rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking Cuban cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them. The King graciously accepted the position."
- Winston Churchill in February 1945 to King Ibn Sa'ud of Saudi Arabia. He was hosting a luncheon with the King, where they said he couldn't smoke.
Gotta love Churchill!
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No dumbasses in sandbox!
I know this is bending the rules a bit sense it's not a quote from a single person but rather a quote from a scene in the BEST MOVIE EVER MADE: TOMBSTONE!
Billy Clanton: "Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double."
Doc Holliday: "Well, I've got two guns, one for each of ya!"
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Billy Clanton: "Is that Ol' Dog Trey? That sounds like Ol' Dog Trey to me."
Doc Holliday: "huh?"
Billy Clanton: "Y'know Stephen Foster. Oh, Susannah, Camptown Races. Stephen stinking Foster!
Doc Holliday:" Ah, yes. Well, this happens to be a nocturne."
Billy Clanton: "A which?"
Doc Holliday: "You know, Frederic fucking Chopin."
Raisins: + 12 1/2Termites: 5.56
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Tombstone! Heh, heh! Great movie!
My favorite line?
Doc: I'm your Huckleberry......
or...Originally Posted by bdfish
"nu-clear"
I suppose I'll put my 2 favorite quotes up here:
“…man is not free unless government is limited. There's a clear cause and effect here that is as neat and predictable as a law of physics: As government expands, liberty contracts.”
-Ronald Reagan
"Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid."
-Ronald Reagan
What?....no Mondale quotes?
Corresponding Authority
What?....no Mondale quotes?
TBSCigars - "On Holiday"Grammar - It's the difference between knowing your crap and knowing you're crap.
Old School
"He gave me two rules that I had to promise never to break: don't inhale and never swallow the residue of any tobacco product, because it'll make you sick." Bill Cosby
"smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud
"The problem with the world is that we draw the circle of our family too small" - Mother Teresa
“The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary man takes everything either as a blessing or a curse” – Carlos Casteneda
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"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the laminations of their women!" - Conan the Barbarian's response to "What's best in life"
"Did that just happen?" Chong's statment about the stoned motorcycle cop pulling them over and asking for their hotdog.
"Put the lotion in the basket." Silence of the Lambs.
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Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around. - Vanilla Sky
What are we stealing? - Oceans 12
What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass! - Girl Next Door
Micheal Moore: President Bush, what advice would you give america's youth?
Bush: Get a job!
This was said after bush took a reported 4 month break during his first term of presidency.
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4 month break??? I find it hard to believe any sitting President could get 4 weeks let alone 4 months. This was probably "reported" by Michael Moore or one of his "sources" LOLEvery passing minute is another chance to turn it all around. - Vanilla Sky
What are we stealing? - Oceans 12
What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass! - Girl Next Door
Micheal Moore: President Bush, what advice would you give america's youth?
Bush: Get a job!
This was said after bush took a reported 4 month break during his first term of presidency.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - - Mark Twain
Destroyer of Safiness
Michael Moore? He's a dedicated propogandist and truth stretcher that puts anyone else out of his league. He can't find any subject he couldn't slant and stretch till it makes his point. Hell, if he made a documentary on Antarctica it would say that it's absolutely teeming with wildlife and hot as hell.
There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.
Tornado of Teeth
Michael Moore's problem is not that he's a crazy, extreme liberal, his problem is that he lives in America in the latter half of the 20th century and 1st part of the 21st. He should have grown up in Germany in the teens and 20's and worked for Hitler, they could've won the war if they had him, woulda had the whole world believing in The Final Solution (Except for the smart few like Churchill and C.S. Lewis, gotta love the Brits).
"If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair." -C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity
Sane
(to Einstein) "Stop telling god what to do with his dice" -Neils Bohr
"Math is merely the lesbian sister of biology" -Peter Griffin
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"i hate myself and i want to die" -Kurdt Cobain
"The more corrupt a republic, the more laws exist" -i cant remember who said this but i used it in a 7th grade report on why marijuana should be legal.
"What's real? You can't find the truth, you just pick the lie you like the best" -Brian Warner AKA Marilyn Manson
"The end justifies the means" - Nicolo Machiavellie
i think thats all
"Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it never gets you anywhere,.....write that down" -Van Wilder
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"He who makes a beast of himself forgets the pain of being a man"
Dr. Johnson.
"People who can't handle a little stress in life should just stop doing it"
My brother.
Life is beautiful, death is peaceful. It's the transition that's bothersome.
-Isaac Asimov
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The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail."
-Napolean Bonaparte
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal."
-Henry Ford
"Anticipation of fear is greater than fear itself"
-Myself
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