I know this is bending the rules a bit sense it's not a quote from a single person but rather a quote from a scene in the BEST MOVIE EVER MADE: TOMBSTONE!
Billy Clanton: "Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double."
Doc Holliday: "Well, I've got two guns, one for each of ya!"
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Billy Clanton: "Is that Ol' Dog Trey? That sounds like Ol' Dog Trey to me."
Doc Holliday: "huh?"
Billy Clanton: "Y'know Stephen Foster. Oh, Susannah, Camptown Races. Stephen stinking Foster!
Doc Holliday:" Ah, yes. Well, this happens to be a nocturne."
Billy Clanton: "A which?"
Doc Holliday: "You know, Frederic fucking Chopin."
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