name the cats contest

[Mangyrat]

Jane and Liza are demons
The Little fuckers love T paper they cost me 2 rolls a night.
Jane will eat any thing i have on my dinner plate and liza thinks I'm a chew toy.

I dont like kittens.

[cinda]

I don't like kittens.

Ya thats what all men say....I 'll keep your secret! cat lover!

[Paddy]

I have a cat named "The Poop"She was 8 weeks old when I took her home, I got home from work the next day and saw a brown line on my nice eggshell colored carpet. My wife asked "what the hell is that"? My answer..Fucking Poop!
The little bastard was dragging her ass across the carpet.
Well, the name just stuck.

[cinda]

I have a cat named "The Poop"She was 8 weeks old when I took her home, I got home from work the next day and saw a brown line on my nice eggshell colored carpet. My wife asked "what the hell is that"? My answer..Fucking Poop!
The little bastard was dragging her ass across the carpet.
Well, the name just stuck.

I am surprised you did call her worms!

[CptnBlues63]

I have a cat named "The Poop"She was 8 weeks old when I took her home, I got home from work the next day and saw a brown line on my nice eggshell colored carpet. My wife asked "what the hell is that"? My answer..Fucking Poop!
The little bastard was dragging her ass across the carpet.
Well, the name just stuck.

So did the poop.........that's why she was draggin her butt across the carpet.............LOL

My wife used to have hair down to her butt. Each strand was around 3 feet (1 m) long (or longer) and every now and then a dog would swallow a hair. I can't tell you how many times I had a dog come in from outside with a piece of turd bouncing along a foot or two behind them.

It hasn't happened since she cut it back to only shoulder length about two years ago, but I just had a great laugh thinking about this as it hadn't crossed my mind in a while.

[Paddy]

I think I jinxed myself today.
The Poop just heaved up a huge hair/vomit ball all over my beautiful leather couch.

[cinda]

My wife used to have hair down to her butt. Each strand was around 3 feet (1 m) long (or longer) and every now and then a dog would swallow a hair. I can't tell you how many times I had a dog come in from outside with a piece of turd bouncing along a foot or two behind them..

way too much information I can not get that visual out of my head now....

[Mangyrat]

Ya thats what all men say....I 'll keep your secret! cat lover!

When they turn 2 years old they change in to cats thats when i like them.

[ggiese]

Jane and Liza are demons
The Little fuckers love T paper they cost me 2 rolls a night.
Jane will eat any thing i have on my dinner plate and liza thinks I'm a chew toy.

I dont like kittens.

...and so is "Lizzy" (Elizabeth) - a stray kitten (now about 2 years old) my daughter brought home that has now adopted my wife as her "favorite" (she hates everyone else in the house).

Aside from her desire to rip apart every single roll of toilet paper and paper towels she can dig her claws into (oh yeah - and our most expensive pieces of furniture), the little "sheet" comes into our room at 4 am (every stinking night) and meows while prancing on top of my wife, apparently looking for "attention". While often painful for me, it is fun to watch momma struggle with being nice to her... LOL