Quote Originally Posted by Mangyrat View Post
Jane and Liza are demons
The Little fuckers love T paper they cost me 2 rolls a night.
Jane will eat any thing i have on my dinner plate and liza thinks I'm a chew toy.

I dont like kittens.
...and so is "Lizzy" (Elizabeth) - a stray kitten (now about 2 years old) my daughter brought home that has now adopted my wife as her "favorite" (she hates everyone else in the house).

Aside from her desire to rip apart every single roll of toilet paper and paper towels she can dig her claws into (oh yeah - and our most expensive pieces of furniture), the little "sheet" comes into our room at 4 am (every stinking night) and meows while prancing on top of my wife, apparently looking for "attention". While often painful for me, it is fun to watch momma struggle with being nice to her... LOL