Hey Drew...I see you're from Alberta.

Have you ever heard of Zanzibar? Are there any in Alberta? That's why my e-mail address is what it is. It's a strip club up in Winnipeg where I used to live. I had my first real cuban there. I just figured you'd have heard of it because there's not much else to do in your beautiful country besides watch grown men play hockey and watch grown women strip! Maybe your sister? ahaha

Take a fucking joke, you fucking butthead.