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Hey Drew...I see you're from Alberta.
Have you ever heard of Zanzibar? Are there any in Alberta? That's why my e-mail address is what it is. It's a strip club up in Winnipeg where I used to live. I had my first real cuban there. I just figured you'd have heard of it because there's not much else to do in your beautiful country besides watch grown men play hockey and watch grown women strip! Maybe your sister? ahaha
Take a fucking joke, you fucking butthead.
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yo partygas,Originally Posted by PartagasGuy
stop tooling around. own up or shut up. and another thing - it's one thing to joke on the person - completely different to talk about their families - off limits and bad form.
so goyourself.
i see you're online, so awaiting dumbass response.
Look at that... I plumb got myself 5 raisins and 7 termites.
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Basil's translator:
Hey, Drew - FUCK YOU!!! Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
I like to hang out at nasty, smelly strip clubs - the nastier the better - and to make me feel REAL special I like to tell others that I saw their sister working as a stripper. It's a self-esteem issue, I know - but it sure makes me feel good!!! blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
I like counterfeit Cuban cigars, because I have no idea what the difference is. Quite frankly, it doesn't really matter because I could care less as long as it stays lit! After all - a cigar is a cigar, right? blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
...and I still don't want to be a part of any community except as a pariah. Getting close to individuals who are stand up is WAY too scary for me. I would rather insult, flame, be obnoxious and act like an ass. It's more in keeping with my personality... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah....
WOW!!! What a message in that post!!!
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Actually, reading this has been a nice respite from the daily grind. This has been a lot of fun ripping and getting ripped on. I feel like I'm in high school again.
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You probably are still in highschool based on the way you handle yourself.
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Basil translator:
I like watching soap opera's and Judge Judy - and in between commercials, I like to stir up shit... Makes me feel powerful!!! blah, blah, blah, blah
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ggiese...now I know why you got the "member of the month" award. You're sweet sense of humor must have come from watching those same shows. Hey...does that award come with a certificate? Maybe if I stick around long enough, do you think I can get the same honor?
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Newfie...
I've lived in your country and I've traveled it. I know your nation's history too. The only good things to come from there are Don Cherry and Alexander Keith's...so you too shut the fuck up.
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But what about Celine Dion? Did you forget dear Celine who has done so much for the world? Short term memory I see...
Look at that... I plumb got myself 5 raisins and 7 termites.
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I bet you're a fan of basketball or something.... goofball.
-W.
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Jeezuz asswipe, make up your freekin mind. The first post about Canada was that skinny French wench (from a place you hate) was the only good thing to come out of Canada. This post, you forget about her, and move on to a loudmouth hockey wanna-be broadcaster and cheap Canadian beer (which, by the way is still better than the Mule Piss you probably drink) and then in a later post you are swooning over Winnipeg, Toronto (and a facility in that city you can't even fucking spell), PEI, Halifax, and how good all those places are!!
Face it asshole, you still don't know jack-shit. You're just another ignorant Redneck who hides behind a computer screen and shows off, talking big.
I'm back!
Sure you can have a certificate. Post your address and we'll send you all the certificates you want to match your University of Phoenix one. Probably printed on the same paper stock too...
Look at that... I plumb got myself 5 raisins and 7 termites.
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mauied1101
Go pick up a hooker on M-street. There's nothing else to do in DC, is there? Oh wait, you can smoke crack with your mayor. That's always fun.
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Wow...why don't you throw in a 'your mother' joke, and then make fun of my monopoly money again.
So you're from Winnipeg eh? Why such hate for hockey?? You still butt hurt over the Jets leaving Manitoba? You know everything about Canada...I mean you lived in the middle of fucking nowhere, in the asshole of the country. If you can't tell I hate Winnipeg, but that is another story for another time.
I see your 47 thousand dollar a year Harvard education is sure paying off. Your vast understanding of Canadian and North American politics amazes me. I mean, obviously if you are from Canada you watch hockey all the time and go to strippers (which I may occasionally stop by). But hey, it is like a block from my town's community college which I might add costs upwards of 800 dollars per semester. I am sure you know all about Canada's oil. So basically, go fuck yourself
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Nope...I'm not originally from Winnipeg and I'm not a Jets fan. I actually was there for the CFL BlueBombers. There was a time in my life when I played football and had a cup of coffee with the Bombers back in the late '90's. My desk has more hills than Manitoba!
Growing up in Cleveland, Ohio I would pick up the London, Ontario CBC channel 40 feed from across Lake Erie on Saturday night's to catch the hockey games.
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You grew up in CLEVELAND and you're badmouthing Canada??? Holy shit, I think most of America would trade Cleveland for a used Canadian latrine.
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Thanks for the offer heftysmokes, but on evidence of this thread I think I can speak for all Canucks when I say Sorry, but you can keep it!However if you are in need of a used latrine I'd happily send you one
-W.
The Internet - All the Piracy, None of the Scurvy
"party"guy....you get a
winnipeg jets,huh.......i'm guessing you got hit in the head often and just coming out of the concussion fog.....it'll get better.....watch out for those subdural hematoma's....
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Sid - I think he's pretty much stepped on his wanker with everyone here. He's a non-discriminatory tosser of insults. I'm thinking he's got a whole lot of apologizing to do...."party"guy....you get a
winnipeg jets,huh.......i'm guessing you got hit in the head often and just coming out of the concussion fog.....it'll get better.....watch out for those subdural hematoma's....
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Hey BigPoppaPuff...you know about Corky and Lenny's? The corn beef is stellar...but not as good as Sliman's downtown. I was just in Beachwood fifteen minutes ago...that's where C&L is, right off 271.
Yeah...Cleveland's not quite the most popular destination in the US, but it's a great secret. I invite anyone to come to Cleveland (or anywhere on Lake Erie coast of Northern Ohio) between now and October and I guarantee you'll love it. The islands out in the middle of Lake Erie are an amazing destination in the summer...it's pure debauchery at its finest.
Shit...how could I forget about Rush. Sorry, Geddy! The Guess Who and BTO weren't bad either I suppose
Hey UK Fan...what do you call a Kentucky family reunion?...a full set of teeth! That's a Cincinnati joke...not a Cleveland one.
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