This is to mauied1101:

I owe you an apology. I didn't know that was a real place. When we meet, you're going to laugh at this. There's a reason I misunderstood you. Sorry to suspect you as looking for trouble - that was out of line. I'm going to send you a PM and we'll meet, and it's fine if you come alone. Your response was measured and proper, for which I thank you.

Some other people have no excuse for their comments, though - in both boards. The lack of civility scares me, frankly.