Emergency Crap in middle of Cigar

[nhcigarfan]

I know I can't be the only one this has happened to, but have any of you had to suddenly blow some serious mud in the middle of a good cigar? This happened to me the other day, and since I have to smoke outside I was faced with the tough decision of either unloading in my pants or leaving my smoke. I held off as long as I could but eventually went inside, only to return to find my stogie had extinguished itself. I am just curious as to how some others would go about this problem.

Just take it with you, if someone complains of the smoke go tell them to take a big wiff of the bathroom.

My girlfriend would barge in that's who. She has no concept whatsoever that a man is not to be distrubed while taking a dump. How am I supposed to reflect and ponder the days events with her bugging me the whole time? And then she'll complain about the smell. Are you retarded?!? I'm in here taking a shit! is what I tell her.