The "Am I Fat?" Question

[basil]

dude, that's not rotc, right? that's the damn corp at A&M.

WW - she's a pretty girl and she needs to chill.

[dHUTCH]

dude, that's not rotc, right? that's the damn corp at A&M.

WW - she's a pretty girl and she needs to chill.

...............basil, learn your patches. That patch on his shoulder is for Army ROTC. I believe it reads Leadership and Excellence. You are indeed correct though, that is the uniform for the corp at A&M.

[Empire23]

Shes not fat. Shes thick, but thats totally different from fat. Tell her not to worry about it because you dont think shes fat and if she thinks she is, then she can start working out if SHE wants.

but either way, thats always a lose lose question to answer.

[WhiteWidow]

basil and dhutch are both correct. You have to take at least 2 years military, naval, or aero science. I don't think I was when this picture occurred, I probably never switched the shirt out, but who's going to tell you otherwise when you have boots that are that bad ass?

[BigMacFU]

Tell her she is pleasantly plump, no just kidding. Just say "shut up," that's what I tell any female when it comes to any weight questions or issues. It's not hard to lose weight, it doesn't take rocket science or a 30 dollar an hour personal trainer. Exercise is free and if someone is seriously concerned about their weight, they just have to exercise. The reason I tell all women to shut up about their weight is because they either aren't willing to exercise (and thus have no right to complain), or won't eat healthily (and thus have no right to complain). For those with anorexic mind sets that are skinny, eat healthy and exercise but don't look like Jessica Alba, I say, "Does anybody here pay you millions just to work out, as if that were your job?"

[Cabaiguan Juan]

I weigh 215 pounds. My girlfriend claimed to me the other day that she outweighs me. How do I react to this and should I believe her?

You are dating a girl who is heavier then 215? . Just tell her fat chic's need love too, and then turn on some Barry White.

[Cabaiguan Juan]

I can't see the pics ,not a member. myspace gives me the creeps(no offense to you or others who have an account there) I am a middle aged guy and myspace is creepy and full of peds and perverts and fucking weirdos mostly.

word. minus the middle aged part.

[Cabaiguan Juan]

Tell her she is pleasantly plump, no just kidding. Just say "shut up," that's what I tell any female when it comes to any weight questions or issues. It's not hard to lose weight, it doesn't take rocket science or a 30 dollar an hour personal trainer. Exercise is free and if someone is seriously concerned about their weight, they just have to exercise. The reason I tell all women to shut up about their weight is because they either aren't willing to exercise (and thus have no right to complain), or won't eat healthily (and thus have no right to complain). For those with anorexic mind sets that are skinny, eat healthy and exercise but don't look like Jessica Alba, I say, "Does anybody here pay you millions just to work out, as if that were your job?"

word x 2. <-hope this wasn't trademarked, or I'm paying some royalties.

[cigar no baka]

Contrary to the models we see on tv,nobody likes to have sex with a skeleton with skin stretched over it. I don't

Ditto. Gotta have some love handles to hold on to so you don't fall off during the rough parts.

[cigar no baka]

Lotta girl-very pretty.

Heres what I have learned after being married a long long time:

You quit "reacting" and simply say, "OK Dear".

Works like a charm in almost every situation .

I've mostly used "You betcha honey!" of "You're reading my freaking mind" , both which seem to go over well.

[stjohnroe]

I have mastered the am I fat question, the answer always has to be that "you are beautiful to me". Unfortunately that is not the only lose | lose scenario. I just mentioned that there are better ways to pack an awkward cupboard than to just chuck everthing on top of what is already there, now I will not have a civil word for at least twelve hours.

[cinda]

You are dating a girl who is heavier then 215? . Just tell her fat chic's need love too, and then turn on some Barry White.

Bio:
Basicly, I live just outside of DC, I dig cigars(duh), whiskey, lacrosse, football(the Bronco's from my Colorado college days and the Redskins)
I'm currently trying to start my own company, Jon Corp. I plan on emerging into the Life Coach market with several other consultant possisions. Some other consulting markets i plan on taking over are:
Halloween Costumes
Self Esteme Building

[Cabaiguan Juan]

I said trying to emerge. Its not easy when people don't like what you have to say. But I think the Barry White idea is a winner

[heftysmokes]

You can NOT go wrong with Barry White! That dude's a serious panty melter.