Cigarsmokers' Christmas Writing Contest

[DeeDubya]

This is totally exempt from any compitition because it is plagiarized. But, I had to share it with everyone. So appropriate for a cool autumn evening.

Light a Cigar

Walking down the lonely street,
hearing the cobbles beneath my feet.
The sound echoes through the small lanes,
some people looking through windowpanes.

I feel alone as I wonder the into the night,
stars above, no girl not feeling just right.
I pass a bar, hear the sound of laughter,
carried on walking might go back after.

Let out a sigh looking at the night sky,
so alone, feeling down, wondering why.
Thought I might go back to that happy bar,
instead leaned against a lamppost, light a cigar.

[ashauler]

Here's something I wrote awhile back. This is not my contest submission, that will be coming in a day or so, just thought you might enjoy this little ditty:

There in my driveway sits
a damn dirty car
I noticed it Saturday
While smokin' a cigar

I saw a big bucket
a rag and the hose
I considered them all while
blowing smoke from my nose

The bucket was empty
the hose nicely coiled
Is my smoking experience
about to be foiled

No way my good friend
this moment won't be wasted
This stick is one of the best
that I've tasted

I'll enjoy my smoke and
this feeling will pass and
That damn dirty car
can just kiss my fat a##

It'll be there tomorrow or
even the next day
But I'm not gonna
throw this cigar away

[slcraiders]

I spy some good stuff starting to come in.

[Maduro Man]

Christmas time once again, another year over and a new one to begin. The Family at CS .com has welcomed me in and many a stick I have tasted because of them.

NHCIGARFAN, CHEFCHRIS, BASIL, JFELLOWS and ASHAULER too have kept my Noob Ass in line as we all know that’s true.

Trades here and there with new BOTL have made me learn and appreciate the strength of loyalty.

Knowledge, new insight and tips I have learned from SPIFFYKYLE, MITHRIL, GUADO and HEFTYSMOKES to name just a few.

Being Secret Santa to SLCRAIDERS was GREAT and we should thank DREW_GORING for making it safe.

WOXOF will be a Dad to a Boy or a Girl as we all wonder what sticks he will pass out to the world.

I just want to take this short time to say…Marry Christmas to you all and thanks for letting me stay.

[slcraiders]

BUMP. still a couple days left on this one!

[ashauler]

Cigarsmokers dot com is the place that I call home
for cigar info, good convo and some
asshats gettin’ owned.

Cigarsmokers dot com ain’t a pansy place to play
if you cross the line it’ll take no time
for a correction to come your way.

There must have been some magic in the members
still around. Cause when Hershey squirted he ended
up all butt-hurted, and new threads were thrown around.

O’ cigarsmokers dot com is as alive
as it can be. Our members stay and the
asshats go away so its safe for you
and me.

Chuggety, chug, chug
Sethety, seth, seth
Look at the asshats go.

Coors-ety, coors, coors
maphic-ety, maphic, maphic
Look at the asshats go.

Cigarsmokers dot com has seen
trouble come its way.
But we stood our ground
and fun still abounds
and very few have gone away.
Down thru the threads,
With a stogie in my hand,
reading here and there
all the thoughts we share,
of hondurans and Dominicans.
We talk of construction, flavor and burn
in a language each must learn.


Oh, cigarsmokers dot com
Is on the net to stay,
To new members we type,
“Don't be shy”
Lots of welcomes will come your way"
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[WOXOF]

Cigarsmokers dot com is the place that I call home
for cigar info, good convo and some
asshats gettin’ owned.

Cigarsmokers dot com ain’t a pansy place to play
if you cross the line it’ll take no time
for a correction to come your way.

There must have been some magic in the members
still around. Cause when Hershey squirted he ended
up all butt-hurted, and new threads were thrown around.

O’ cigarsmokers dot com is as alive
as it can be. Our members stay and the
asshats go away so its safe for you
and me.

Chuggety, chug, chug
Sethety, seth, seth
Look at the asshats go.

Coors-ety, coors, coors
maphic-ety, maphic, maphic
Look at the asshats go.

Cigarsmokers dot com has seen
trouble come its way.
But we stood our ground
and fun still abounds
and very few have gone away.
Down thru the threads,
With a stogie in my hand,
reading here and there
all the thoughts we share,
of hondurans and Dominicans.
We talk of construction, flavor and burn
in a language each must learn.


Oh, cigarsmokers dot com
Is on the net to stay,
To new members we type,
“Don't be shy”
Lots of welcomes will come your way"
Clickity...click.....click
clackety....clack....clack,
See the thread count grow..
Clickity...click...click
clackety....clack....clack,
Watch our membership grow.

Hell yeah! LMFAO

"hershey squirted he ended up all butt-hurted"