I feel your pain man. I am getting married on the 28th of March and we are just a few weeks away. Her parents are divorced. Her dad cheated on her mother for years with the woman who is now his 3rd wife. To make matters more complicated she is a raging alcoholic with so many psych issues she can't be trusted not to talk about her vibrating panties. You think I am kidding... But I am not. Seriously... And of course she has to be there.


If I could go back in time, we would both choose Vegas.