Some of you guys are talking like the groom has a SAY in the matter.

I had no idea how much went into wedding plans. Call me twitterpated, but I just wanted THROUGH the damn thing with as few casualties as possible. Lucky for us, we didn't have much money at all, but had people volunteer places and services for us.

I second the Vegas spot as well. Preferably in a drive-through church. Preferably with Elvis presiding.