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    why do we call the player a running back if he runs forward?

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    If a man was alone in the woods with no woman around and he said something, would he still be wrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shelby07 View Post
    If a man was alone in the woods with no woman around and he said something, would he still be wrong?
    Would the man care?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NullSmurf View Post
    Would the man care?

    How ya doing, Mark?
    HA! He probably wouldn't even notice!

    Doing good, Bruce.

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    A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
    {*insert snide remark here*}
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    Quote Originally Posted by drew_goring View Post
    A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
    "I still have the negatives."
    Last edited by ashauler; 09-05-2008 at 10:41 AM. Reason: spelling

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    "I still have the negatives."


    Not quite.
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    Why do light switches say "off" on them?
    End of line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drew_goring View Post
    A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
    "You're going to sentence me to 6 years in prison."

    Somebody else can explain it... my head hurts!

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    Why doesn't it tickle when you tickle yourself??

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