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    and when I SHIP a package.... why do the bastards put it on a TRUCK?
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    Why do people say they are taking a shit when they are actually leaving one?

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    I'm still thinking about the ham sandwich.

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    how do you get a one armed pollock out of a tree ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dustinpollock View Post
    how do you get a one armed pollock out of a tree ?
    Shotgun?

    Offer him an Acid?

    Climb up and ask him to "LEAF"?

    Leave him up there until he turns red and yellow, and he'll fall on his own?
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    Offer him an Acid?


    you have acids?................... shit i just fell you just wait d i have your addy

    dustin

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    why do we call the player a running back if he runs forward?

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