If nothing is better than complete happiness in life, than how is a ham sandwich better than nothing?
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If nothing is better than complete happiness in life, than how is a ham sandwich better than nothing?
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My head hurts. Just what I needed after an intensive day at work.Originally Posted by Shelby07
If nothing is better than complete happiness in life, than how is a ham sandwich better than nothing?
{*insert snide remark here*}
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Hell Toupee
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii??
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.
Hell Toupee
and when I SHIP a package.... why do the bastards put it on a TRUCK?
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
God of War
Why do people say they are taking a shit when they are actually leaving one?
sittin' in the back room
I'm still thinking about the ham sandwich.
A habitual
how do you get a one armed pollock out of a tree ?
“I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till i drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.”
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Shotgun?how do you get a one armed pollock out of a tree ?
Offer him an Acid?
Climb up and ask him to "LEAF"?
Leave him up there until he turns red and yellow, and he'll fall on his own?
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
A habitual
Offer him an Acid?
you have acids?................... shit i just fell
dustin
“I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till i drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.”
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why do we call the player a running back if he runs forward?
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If a man was alone in the woods with no woman around and he said something, would he still be wrong?
Das Bruce
Would the man care?
How ya doing, Mark?
Bruce
Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.
Hanlon's Razor
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HA! He probably wouldn't even notice!
Doing good, Bruce.
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A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
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sittin' in the back room
"I still have the negatives."
Last edited by ashauler; 09-05-2008 at 10:41 AM. Reason: spelling
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Why do light switches say "off" on them?
End of line.
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Not quite.
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"You're going to sentence me to 6 years in prison."
Somebody else can explain it... my head hurts!
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Why doesn't it tickle when you tickle yourself??
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