Newbie, broke, smoking dog rockets, looking for help

[holysmoke]

you are dead wrong about looking for a handout.

tough crowd

[DeeDubya]

you are dead wrong about looking for a handout.

tough crowd

Everyone's just a little up tight, after all we paid our taxes yesterday. I'm still pissed.

[MarineOne]

Everyone's just a little up tight, after all we paid our taxes yesterday. I'm still pissed.

Ha, I got nailed for 23k and some change combined federal and state.

Pissed? Man I could write frickin' book on pissed right about now, LMAO!!!

f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

LMAO.

I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

I would ask the mods to delete my account.

Holy shit, someone change his account name to Chernobyl and hand him some Nivea. He sounds like he chaffs easily.



Kris

[LawDog2006]

Can we post this as a sticky as how not to introduce yourself? WOW!

p.s. - please keep it going, this is kinda hilarious.

[Irish79]

Can we post this as a sticky as how not to introduce yourself? WOW!

Thank goodness we didn't screw up this bad last month as fresh newbs. Well, fresher newbs anyway.

[ggiese]

Thank goodness we didn't screw up this bad last month as fresh newbs. Well, fresher newbs anyway.

Dadgummit!!! How the hell did you new newbs slip under the radar screen without us crotchity old timers workin' you over?! No one - and I mean NO ONE - should be able enter this community without passing through the gauntlet of the initiation ass smacking paddles...

There was a time way back when there was no way this woulda happened... I tell ya - we're slipping in our old age...

[LawDog2006]

Dadgummit!!! How the hell did you new newbs slip under the radar screen without us crotchity old timers workin' you over?! No one - and I mean NO ONE - should be able enter this community without passing through the gauntlet of the initiation ass smacking paddles...

There was a time way back when there was no way this woulda happened... I tell ya - we're slipping in our old age...

What'd mean getting under the radar???? I'm still sore from the paddling I got (lawyer here remember?)! Thank you sir may I have another?

[DeeDubya]

Dadgummit!!! How the hell did you new newbs slip under the radar screen without us crotchity old timers workin' you over?! No one - and I mean NO ONE - should be able enter this community without passing through the gauntlet of the initiation ass smacking paddles...

There was a time way back when there was no way this woulda happened... I tell ya - we're slipping in our old age...

You bring this old age thing up quite often George. Just wondering, what do you consider to be "old", 50, 60, 70 ? No one would ever know by checking your profile.

[LawDog2006]

I was thinking the same thing.

[ashauler]

you are dead wrong about looking for a handout.

tough crowd

Then what was the point of your original post? I think you're full of shit.

[denver24]

I figured I'd sit tight and let some of the more experienced BOTL's handle this, but I am sick and tired of sitting here and listening to all these pleas for hand outs. Times are tough for me as well, but instead of asking for handouts, I prioritize my spending and cut back on purchases for now. Better times will come, and I can wait to buy more smokes until then. If you want more smokes, either get another job, get a better job, or sell a kidney. Asking for handouts is lame, but stipulating what you'll pay and for how many smokes is in poor taste, especially when it's $35 for 25 smokes. Sorry for the rant, but you're not the only experiencing tough times!

P.S. No, this isn't a plea for help. I handle my business on my own!

[holysmoke]

Then what was the point of your original post? I think you're full of shit.

f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

LMAO.

I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

I would ask the mods to delete my account.

[ashauler]

Awwwww, don't go away mad, just go the fuck away!!

I shall not be able to take my nap this afternoon; I shall lay awake and worry that I offended you.

f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

LMAO.

I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

I would ask the mods to delete my account.

[Artyman1200]

f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

LMAO.

I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

I would ask the mods to delete my account.

This guy's nuts!

[drew_goring]

f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

LMAO.

I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

I would ask the mods to delete my account.

Try Puff(dot)com. They take a liking to moochers like you. Here...not so much.

[ggiese]

f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

LMAO.

I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

I would ask the mods to delete my account.

[CoventryCat86]

f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

LMAO.

I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

I would ask the mods to delete my account.

[cinda]

Dam CC would never post an image that is a violation of photo bucket This must be a huge mistake. I am sure GG and Kevin would agree. The more I think on it I am wondering how bad an image would have to be to be in violation....hummm

[CoventryCat86]

Dam CC would never post an image that is a violation of photo bucket This must be a huge mistake. I am sure GG and Kevin would agree. The more I think on it I am wondering how bad an image would have to be to be in violation....hummm

I have no idea why they did that. I renamed it and uploaded it again.

[heftysmokes]

Fumadores are 30/box for a box of 25 at Holts. I like em a lot.

I also like the Leoninos by La Aurora. You can get a box of #4's for 29.99.

I also like Don Kiki cigars from Cuban Crafters. They can be had for 30-40 a bundle. You can even get them in varying degrees of strength.

You can also do some searching on this site for budget smokes and find a ton of choices, many with reviews to see if they would be to your liking.

Or, if you are a moocher, you can piss off. But I hope you're just a regular guy who didn't quite word things properly in the beginning.

Good luck.

Edit: Never mind douchebag. You couldn't take some lumps and learn a little could you. True colors showed early I suppose.