Newbie, broke, smoking dog rockets, looking for help

[DeeDubya]

you are dead wrong about looking for a handout.

tough crowd

Everyone's just a little up tight, after all we paid our taxes yesterday. I'm still pissed.

[MarineOne]

Everyone's just a little up tight, after all we paid our taxes yesterday. I'm still pissed.

Ha, I got nailed for 23k and some change combined federal and state.

Pissed? Man I could write frickin' book on pissed right about now, LMAO!!!

f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

LMAO.

I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

I would ask the mods to delete my account.

Holy shit, someone change his account name to Chernobyl and hand him some Nivea. He sounds like he chaffs easily.



Kris

[LawDog2006]

Can we post this as a sticky as how not to introduce yourself? WOW!

p.s. - please keep it going, this is kinda hilarious.

[Irish79]

Can we post this as a sticky as how not to introduce yourself? WOW!

Thank goodness we didn't screw up this bad last month as fresh newbs. Well, fresher newbs anyway.

[ggiese]

Thank goodness we didn't screw up this bad last month as fresh newbs. Well, fresher newbs anyway.

Dadgummit!!! How the hell did you new newbs slip under the radar screen without us crotchity old timers workin' you over?! No one - and I mean NO ONE - should be able enter this community without passing through the gauntlet of the initiation ass smacking paddles...

There was a time way back when there was no way this woulda happened... I tell ya - we're slipping in our old age...

[LawDog2006]

Dadgummit!!! How the hell did you new newbs slip under the radar screen without us crotchity old timers workin' you over?! No one - and I mean NO ONE - should be able enter this community without passing through the gauntlet of the initiation ass smacking paddles...

There was a time way back when there was no way this woulda happened... I tell ya - we're slipping in our old age...

What'd mean getting under the radar???? I'm still sore from the paddling I got (lawyer here remember?)! Thank you sir may I have another?

[Rooster Rugburn]

I didn't take it as mooching, just looking for the name of a good inexpensive smoke. I can certainly relate to that.


But since you kind gents are so eager to help a brother out with free smokes, why don't you send me the free smokes you were intending to send him. PM me, and I'll give you my address. :whistling:

[ashauler]

What'd mean getting under the radar???? I'm still sore from the paddling I got (lawyer here remember?)! Thank you sir may I have another?

Let's not forget the macadooles there either counselor.

[DeeDubya]

Dadgummit!!! How the hell did you new newbs slip under the radar screen without us crotchity old timers workin' you over?! No one - and I mean NO ONE - should be able enter this community without passing through the gauntlet of the initiation ass smacking paddles...

There was a time way back when there was no way this woulda happened... I tell ya - we're slipping in our old age...

You bring this old age thing up quite often George. Just wondering, what do you consider to be "old", 50, 60, 70 ? No one would ever know by checking your profile.

[bigwhiteash]

George's age isn't measured in years... It's measured as an expression of the half life of the carbon atom!

[LawDog2006]

I was thinking the same thing.